United

A number of people get on "Ted" by United and wonder where the airline came up with than name. Duh... United ends with "ted." Well, I cannot understand why the airline passed up:

*Unit: The official airline of Randy Johnson
*E: The cyber airline
*Nite: The red-eye airline
*Ed: The airline for all former TV sidekicks
*Unite: The airline where everyone gets along (nah, that will never fly--so to speak)