When The Last Dog Dies

Brian Williams says it’s not over until “the last dog dies.” That’s an eerie vision.

Ugh, Greta Van Sustern is on Fox. She’s a lawyer who also has the notion she belongs on TV. Greta needs to be disavowed of that notion. Britt’s wearing his canasta glasses again.

Jeff Greenfield is adding some insight to the results on CNN; he’s commenting that unless we know what areas of given states are offering results, we don’t know how those states are doing. Jeff’s good, but he needs to take his hands out of his pockets. Jeff says things are exactly the same as they were in 2000.

Larry King is really out of it. He and Greenfield are like having Roger Ebert and Jerry Lewis together on the set.

In my heart, I have to be honest—it does not look good for Kerry. I don’t think he’ll win Ohio and Florida.