Comic Relief

I am now switching to Comedy Central and “The Daily Show.” No results, but lots of funny lines—“can I get genital warts from touching a voting machine?”

Joe Lockhart is on CNN saying that although his team is 10 games out with 10 to play, they still will be in the World Series.

MSNBC gives PA to Kerry. He’s still in the game. To win, he’ll need to emulate his beloved Red Sox in their comeback against the Yankees.

Hs guy with the big noggin on MSNBC says the youth vote is not coming through with Kerry as hoped. It’s now revealed the man with the big head is Joe Scarborough, a former Republican congressman from Florida.

Kerry wins California. Ohio and FLA are looming.